February 2012
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Feb 19th
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Feb 17th
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Feb 13th
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WatchWatch
I’m terrified that the family of squirrels that have moved into my kitchen wall are going to chew through the plaster on some Willy Wonka shit!
Feb 12th
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Feb 12th
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Feb 12th
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Feb 10th
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Feb 7th
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Feb 5th
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Feb 5th
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Feb 2nd
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January 2012
16 posts
Jan 29th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 22nd
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The Nicest Compliment
One of the nicest compliments I’ve ever received was  from my high school friend Sam Grimes. After exchanging our first few messages over gchat in college, Sam wrote: Oh my God. You type exactly how you talk. Freaky! This has always stuck with me because, as a writer, sometimes I worry that my “voice” is inauthentic or stilted. But when those worries do cross my mind, I...
Jan 19th
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Jan 17th
Jan 17th
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Jan 14th
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Jan 11th
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Jan 10th
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Jan 7th
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Jan 5th
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Jan 4th
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Jan 4th
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Jan 4th
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Jan 2nd
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December 2011
7 posts
Dec 26th
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Dec 9th
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Dec 7th
“Anything so innocent and built like that just gotta be named Lucille.”
Dec 7th
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Dec 6th
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Dec 6th
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Dec 3rd
November 2011
7 posts
Nov 27th
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Nov 14th
Nov 12th
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Nov 12th
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Nov 10th
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Nov 9th
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Nov 3rd
October 2011
11 posts
Sisters Are Doin' It For Themselves
Me: Good morning! I like your coffee mug! (Points to personalized coffee mug.) Who's this handsome guy? (Points to attractive, bearded man on coffee mug.)
Co-worker: Him? Oh! That's my son!
Me: He's really cute. Is he single?
Co-worker: Recently single.
Me: Oh, yeah? Does he want to go out on a date with me?
Co-worker: Maybe?
Me: Let me give you a business card...
Oct 26th
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Oct 26th
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Oct 26th
“We’re praying for Google, that it may make good honest choices and see the...”
– Christian organization on their SEO strategy.  (via clientsfromhell)
Oct 26th
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Oct 21st
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Oct 12th
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Oct 11th
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Anonymous asked: Lucy! In re the Bei Major video: you should definitely check out Usher's video for Lil Freak. It makes Bei's video look like an episode of Gullah, Gullah Island. Sincerely, Dylan's friend Ashleigh.
Oct 11th