
Halloween is the worst time of year to be a baby or a dog because you are entirely at the mercy of your parents.
Sometimes you end up swaddled in torn gauze bandages while screaming from mummy face paint that has leeched into your eye (like me circa 10/31/88). Other times you luck out and spend All Hallow’s Eve wrapped in gold chains wearing Mr. T blackface!
(Source: thedailywhat)