I've Got Some Splainin' To Do

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Sisters Are Doin' It For Themselves

Me:
Good morning! I like your coffee mug! (Points to personalized coffee mug.) Who's this handsome guy? (Points to attractive, bearded man on coffee mug.)
Co-worker:
Him? Oh! That's my son!
Me:
He's really cute. Is he single?
Co-worker:
Recently single.
Me:
Oh, yeah? Does he want to go out on a date with me?
Co-worker:
Maybe?
Me:
Let me give you a business card...
  1. cbenjamin said: You go, girl! <super gay circular snap with coordinated circular neck and hip motion>
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