I've Got Some Splainin' To Do

I stumbled across these two gems when browsing the “New Releases” section at my local homeless person hangout library. Who do these authors think they are fooling? A regency-era bodice ripper named “When Harry Met Molly”? Was Molly even a name back then? “Eat, Prey, Love” on the other hand gets a pass; it sounds like a huge improvement on the original.