I accidentally received some stranger’s bills from “Christian Psychotherapy Services” in Virginia Beach.
My first thought was that they must be, like, those hypnotists that help LGBTQ youth pray the gay away by locking them in a steel reinforced closet of self-loathing. But a quick visit to their website suggests that they’re just some run of the mill, wacky Bible-driven counseling service.
If you need a mental exercise for your long Friday night home alone, try to unravel the meaning of this obscure “Forgive and Live” program they offer. My eyes glazed over after 15 seconds and the first 10 uses of the word “forgiveness.”
Bonus: Try to spot the unexpected Lucy on their website!